In this thread, you say ways a 'noob' (new player) could die. This isn't supposed to offend people, everyone was a noob once. Anyway, be creative, and use your imagination.
ok so a noob is walking though the woods when a troll comes by and starts chasing him and the noob falls down a hill into a lake so he swims across the lake into a frendly village. then you shoot him!