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King Arthur: I am your king. Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you. King Arthur: You don't vote for kings. Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then? [Angelic music plays... ] King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Arthur: Be quiet! Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Arthur: Shut up! Will you shut up?! Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Arthur: Shut up! Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Arthur: Bloody Peasant! And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats. And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen. ARTHUR:You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot. You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me? [pause] You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy. BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass. ARTHUR: What? BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass. ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge. BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die. ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. ARTHUR: So be it! [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off] ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch. ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off! BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't. ARTHUR: Well, what's that then? BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse. ARTHUR: You liar! BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy! [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off] ARTHUR: Victory is mine! We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc- [hah] BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then. ARTHUR: What? BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you! ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine. BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh? ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have. ARTHUR: Look! BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound. ARTHUR: Look, stop that. BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken! ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right! BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that! ARTHUR: You'll what? BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere! ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me? BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible! ARTHUR: You're a loony. BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then. [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off] BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw. ARTHUR: Come, Patsy. BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off! I hope this tells you about what will happen to you if you attack me!
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xChaosx:
The way to play the game is to join Rise, and then I'll tell you how to play ;)

Elusive:
What you're gonna need to do is press that "new tab/window" button then enter "wow" and youll be good to go

simpsonsfreak:
What you're gonna need to do is hit Alt+F4 then it'll load you into the game.

BoomBox-Creations:
you click the big giant play button

King katy:
Hey guys how do you start to play this game

BoomBox-Creations:
O_o

BoomBox-Creations:
yup, can attack them fine

dutchi:
Can anyone else attack Yasemerin ?

xChaosx:
Philosophy

simpsonsfreak:
What was the conference for? NAMBLA?

xChaosx:
I was away for a couple of weeks at a conference, but I'm back now to spam the chat with: Join Rise!

minimomo:
Don't worry, I'm 8th again. Back to normal soon

Elusive:
From what my spies tell me, ppl are indeed stocking up turns for christmas

minimomo:
How am I suddenly 5th. I've been around 11th for months and did nothing special. Also noticing more mercs and I'm not getting attacked when I have 500 million. Everyone on vacation?

Admin Monty:
Wait, simpsons hentai is a thing? Brb

simpsonsfreak:
Is there even such a thing as "too much" Simpsons hentai?

Elusive:
downloaded too much Simpsons hentai

HellsHound:
Russian bots

HellsHound:
Russian bots

simpsonsfreak:
Your computer took a shit.

minimomo:
something stopped working.

HellsHound:
chinese hackers?

Admin Monty:
it's never going down for good. First person to guess why it went down gets 10 credits.

simpsonsfreak:
Much longer.

Elusive:
it's been down longer than that before

HellsHound:
i thought it aas down for good that time

Elusive:
it's true, the game is a virus

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