Well your half right Homer, My surname : Vermeersch. Just removed the CH. And sure! I can teach you dutch.. Leson 1!
Smithers is stupid : Smithers is dom. Smithers plays in the yard: Smithers speelt in de tuin Smithers falls and breaks his leg: Smithers valt en breekt zijn been. Smithers gets dumped and breaks his heart: Smithers word gedumpt en zijn hart breekt.