OK, OK, this is the story of my first time on RuneScape:
When I first saw RuneScape, the title page freaked me out because it had a 'Register' button. So I shot my computer, picked it up and put it in the microwave, but the microwave couldn't stand it so it blew up. I had to take the computer and microwave to the dump, but even the hobos didn't except it. I had to chuck it off the edge of a cliff, but gravity hated it too, so it sent it back. When I almost gave up, I X'd of Mozilla Firefox, and it was all happy again.
This may not be true, but its interesting.
Anyway, my purpose here is to move the thread to General Talk.