XD OMG SO FUNNY!!!! I LOVE DAT JOKE I LIKE THE "Hey Bastards, shits on the table, mums upstairs getting fucked" Its funny cuz he doesn't know and the kids probably have their mouths wide open and thinking WTF?
A kid goes up to a man in a park and the man says "Hey kid, I'll give you an ice-cream if you tell me what bastards mean".
So the kid runs back home and asks his mother what bastard means. She doesn't want to tell him, so she says "it means friends".
He goes back and gets his ice-cream, then the man says "I'll give you another one if you tell me what shit means."
The kid runs home and asks his mother, again she makes it up, saying this time saying that "shit" means food.
He runs to get the ice-cream, when the man says "OK kid, you're doing great, but what does fuck mean?" I'll give you TWO more if you can tell me.
Kid runs home and asks his mother, she says that "fuck means ready", as she was getting read for her kid's birthday party.
DING DONG! The bell rings and the child opens the door, his friends are there. He says: "Hey bastards, shits on the table, mum's upstairs getting fucked."
(c) 2006 Mike Fox.
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Yeah, it's actually quite funny if you get it...sorry about the swearing but you need it.
hahahahhahaha nice one ist soo funny lol i cant belive that hahahahahah where id you get that joke
Oh, I made the joke. I'd heard one with the swearing things and I made a better version. Pass it on to your friends... It will become a world-wide phenomenon! MWAHAHA.
